I just had the world’s stupidest “eating lunch at my desk” accident.
Suffice it to say, “Quinoa in the Keyboard” is the title of the debut EP of my next band.
Someday, when an intelligent, technologically-advanced race stumbles across our little blue-green planet and wonders whatever happened to those Earthlings, they’re going to discover that the plague that wiped out humanity originated from my office PC’s keyboard.
Sorry, humanity.
LADY MORNING WOOD
- New Fake Band Name
- My official title.
Corroded Underpants
What a friend in elementary school would always say other people had on their bedroom floors when he’d visit — and a fine new band name.
The Disaffected Youth of Affluent Suburbs
We could go out on stage, introduce ourselves, and the whole audience would TOTALLY identify with use before we even played one song.
Parenting difficulties that make great band names
- Diaper Over Capacity
- Missed Potty Moment
- Baby Won’t Sleep
- Light Socket Incident
- Excessive Grandma
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Rodent Anal Secretion is my new band name
And EWWWWWWWW.
The Professor and Mary Ann
(My new band name.)
“Lubricating the Mask”
is my current status and new fake band name.
